In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the
United States , and said, ‘Once again, the earth has become wicked,
and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, ‘You have 6 months to build the
Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.’
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard
– but no Ark.
‘Noah!’ He roared, ‘I’m about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?’
‘Forgive me, Lord,’ begged Noah, ‘but things have changed. I needed a
building permit. I’ve been arguing with the inspector about the need
for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I’ve violated the
neighborhood zoning laws by…
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